It's a new summer and time to start the new rumor section. If you hear a funny quote or rumor, send it
to njsummer@hotmail.com! Make sure you state whether it is
an Avalon or Sea Isle City Quote.
Rumor has it that the guys at 3518 Ocean Drive better known as "THE TOOL SHED" have had hot parties every weekend courtesy of Ray Kerber promotions
From the guys on 39th to the girls on 39th and 4th - "What's your address?"
I heard a rumour that the boys on 21st have the Owl, yes stole the owl and are holding it for ransom.
...the ladies on 39th and 4th Ave are hot-2-trot and welcome all visitors after 2AM!
Rumor has it there is a phantom in a house on 40th Street pouring beer on peoples crotches as they sleep...
The following two were directed at our new favorite taxi driver (who's name is, you guessed it, Spiderman)
- Spiderman let me ask...is it ok if I call you Spiderman?
- Do you have a parking space for this thing at the hall of Justice
Said by a housemate when surveying the random blood and mud stains on the floor after a particularly drunken night at the P - "Dude, this place looks like OJ's Brentwood estate"
You need to stop hooking up with average looking guys! You could be batting varsity, but you keep playing JV because you know you'll always score.
The Monday morning walk of shame was painful for the girl that got a cramp in her ass the night before.
Memorial Day Weekend
Girl says: (first thing after waking up) "I don't remember how I got to bed last night. Not remembering is the best"
25th st is full of hot girls who can party like rock stars! Thats my girls!
Rumor has it that the short hairy kid from 21st street is batting an amazing .667 after pissing himself two of the three nights Memorial Day weekend.
after two guys from 39th street, leave the Princeton, walk 13 blocks, only to
somehow find themselves at 22nd street, "Dude, I think we are at the nexus of
the universe!"
From a shorehouse housefather to members: Your summer will either be
like the Real World or Survivor. You may sometimes argue and fight with
your roommates, but at the end of the summer you'll still be good
friends. Or you will totally get on everyone's nerves, in which case I
will vote you off the island.
The Plan B has been commandeered by Captain SMARTY SCONES...the bays of Avalon are in fear!
ABP Radio Call- "35th Street to the Beach House, we've got a bunch of guys down here with a keg buried in the sand disturbing an older gentleman, be advised"..."We'll be down"
